Hi! I’m Colton, but there’s an incredible chance that you know that if you follow me.
My 20th birthday is coming up on July 7th! I’m going to be away on my birthday proper (I’ll be working at a kid’s camp), but I have a request for y’all:
For my birthday, I want y’all to send me letters. I want a physical letter from as many people as I can get ‘em from. You can enclose a present in this letter, or send a package if you REALLY love me, but I want letters.
To go with these letters, I’d like a picture of you giving a thumbs up. I tried doing this same thing several years ago so I could make a collage and only got three letters, only two of which had pictures. But I have faith in you, guys. I know I can get more than three letters this time around.
If you wanna send me a letter, feel free to ask me or Meaghan for my address. If we deem you trustworthy enough to not come and buttfuck me in the middle of the night, one of us will give you my address and then you can send your letter!
Help make my birthday wish come true, you boners.
reblogging myself in case anyone missed it
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steffyanie said:
Yes yes yes YES. I’ve got a penpal of sorts and it is SO much fun. I will so send you stuff, butts!
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chosenherooflife said:
Do letters containing Asbestos count as butt-fucking?
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thetinkertoyboy said:
Yeah, I should probably just say that if that’s the opposite of someone you’d trust, then you shouldn’t give me your address. I totally do that all the time.
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bassarisk said:
how do i know you won’t come to my house and eat all my food? D:
chubcakes said:
So I was planning on sending you a package anyways with your various presents and of course a card or letter. But now that you’re ASKING for it I dunno…
amperehope said:
Too late, I’m already coming in the middle of the night.
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