>walk into bathroom to take a piss
>smells like shit, no water in the toilet
>whatever
>piss, flush
>toilet fucking starts leaking like crazy

I am so fucking done. I told John to stop using my fucking bathroom because he always TAKES A SHIT and my bathroom HAS NO FAN OR ACCESSIBLE WINDOW.

BUT NO

HE WON’T BE FUCKING NICE ENOUGH TO USE THE OTHER BATHROOM THAT HAS A NICE WINDOW THAT YOU CAN USE TO VENTILATE THE SMELL

NOPE GOTTA USE /MY/ BATHROOM AM I RIGHT